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Today, I cleaned dog poo out of my car. Is this what it has come to?
Dildo on the Roof
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You know what makes a nice dinner out with family even better? Driving home afterwards and seeing a car with a dildo on its roof. FUCKING HILARIOUS.
My Bizarre Dream Beats Your Bizarre Dream
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So apparently I’m campervanning around some unnamed continent with Kieran and our three children who have no discernible gender. Eldest child: around three years old, converses like an adult, dresses like Kim Kardashian but could quite possibly be a boy. Second and third children: twins around a year old, sits at the table, eats with … Continue Reading
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