I’m Actually A Pedophile
April 18, 2010 | Filed under Media
In addition to my recently discovered love for anything sparkly vampire related (look, Twilight reference!), I’m also discovering that I’m actually a pedophile. Not only do I want to do nasty things to Taylor Lautner and teach him things that only a real woman would know (unlike those childish girls he’s been wasting his time with), but I can also imagine myself being more than friends with Justin Bieber.
Yes I am a twenty-three year old woman with a little bit of a crush on a sixteen-year-old boy whose voice still hasn’t broken, and who looks like a lesbian. Someone who, even I can admit, hasn’t really got any real talent at all, and only got famous based on how he can fool teenage girls into thinking that they might actually be the one for Justin.
I guess the only consolation is that I don’t cry over him:
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I’m sorry, but I just can’t stop obsessively laughing over that video!! And the bit at 4.12! ><
Amanda on April 18, 2010 #
Oh dear, that’s…. wow. I wonder if he’s seen this lol. haha, I agree with Amanda, 4.12, that’s hilarious..
Maggie on April 19, 2010 #
Haha, I’ve seen that before.
You’re scaring me, Amanda. Are you trying to distract us away from the actual comment you made about Justin Bieber with this silly video? Nice try. :P
Caity on April 19, 2010 #
?!?!
I dunno, but for me personally, I’ve ALWAYS been attracted to older men. Just knowing someone is like a year younger turns me the other way.
marilyn on April 19, 2010 #
The only talent these “boys” have is to make girls want to be more then friends with them and nothing else.
btw saw that video on youtube a few weeks back it has an insane amount of hits for a video of a kid crying. funny but.
Adam on April 19, 2010 #
I will defend Justin Bieber to the grave! :P He can sing. He has talent. He seems like a real, down-to-earth kid.
I dunno about being more than friends with him. He even looks a little too young for me. Maybe when he’s 18, I’d go for him.
Also, he actually met her on Jimmy Kimmel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQwvaYI_k
Josh on April 19, 2010 #
@Maggie: he did see it and then he met the poor little girl. SO stinking cute.
And Amanda, I’m ashamed to admit this is how I feel about Zac Efron XD
Meli on April 19, 2010 #
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Woman, you need therapy! :P
And that child crying in the video just freaks me out. I’m definitely, definitely banning TV and pop music from my future children.
Erica on April 19, 2010 #
I like how Justin Bieber’s wiki page has separate sections for “Career” and “Early life”
Kieran on April 20, 2010 #
I’m 26 and I would do all the same things to Taylor Lautner as well… *growl*
Dunno about that Justin kid though lol
Veronica on April 20, 2010 #
Yeah, I always said the only thing worthwhile in Twilight 2 was Taylor Lautner half-naked for half of it.
Stephanie on April 21, 2010 #