QOTW: Bedroom Screams
February 19, 2009 | Filed under Body, Q.O.T.W.
In an MSN conversation with Jordie last night, we got to talking about sex. Somehow, all our conversations end up being about sex. We got onto the topic of screaming, and she asked me if I scream…which, for the record, yes, but only in an “Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy gooooooooood yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss” way, and not an “Get off me you creep” way. Which then lead to the question of how many different screams there were within a bedroom. We came up with a short list, but it’s certainly not definitive by any means:
- The “oh my god yes, harder, harder, harder!” scream
- The “get off me you creep” scream
- The “your fetish is what?!?!” scream
- The “jesus christ, look at the size of that” scream when he takes off his pants
- The “oh my god, you have aids?!” scream
- The “your mother has just walked in on us!” scream
- The “what, you like incestuous sex games?!” scream
- THE FURRY SCREAM
- The Scientologist scream (i.e. none at all)
So, well, I think we need your help internets. What other bedroom screams can we add to the list?
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The “OMG YOU JUST GOT SEMEN ALL OVER MY BRAND NEW CURTAINS” scream.
Sarah on February 19, 2009 #
You managed to miss the “anal is never an accident” scream.
Jarrod on February 19, 2009 #
The “Turn off the soccergame or I’m out the door” scream
Chans on February 19, 2009 #
The “You want me to do what?!” scream.
The “You want me to WEAR what?!” scream.
The “Wait, I’m done yet!!!” scream.
Also, have you seen the things to do during sec flowchart? So awesome!
http://incredimazing.com/page/Things_to_Say_During_Sex
Melinda on February 19, 2009 #
OH GOD THAT TICKLES.
YOU WANT TO PUT THAT *THERE*?!
OMG YOU HAVE / DON’T HAVE WHAT I EXPECTED YOU TO HAVE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
OH GOD MY HUSBAND IS HOME.
Rachaely on February 20, 2009 #
OMG what was I thinking
OMG your dog is watching us…
Bobbi-lee on February 20, 2009 #
The “OMG YOU GOT SOME IN MY EYE AND IT STINGS LIKE HELL” scream! Hahahaha
Robmarie on February 20, 2009 #
The OH MY… wait, where is it?? scream.
The WHAT?! YOU’RE DONE?! scream.
And the plain and simple
OH YEAH YEAH YEAH scream
Felisa on February 20, 2009 #
The “WHAT? You’re IN?” scream.
The wrong name/gender/mammal scream.
Ann on February 20, 2009 #
The “OH MY GOD YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO DO /THAT/” scream.
You can ask me about it later.
And @Jarrod: NO IT IS NEVER AN ACCIDENT.
Stephanie on February 20, 2009 #
I am also thinking the “who are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed” morning-after scream..
Cecelia on February 20, 2009 #
“Wrong hole. No, wrong hole. KARL! WRONG HOLE!”
Oops, did I slip Karl’s name in there?
Reply: It’s never the WRONG hole, it’s simply the UNEXPECTED hole. :P
Jem on February 21, 2009 #
OMG what was that? do it again.. scream =P
Mish on February 21, 2009 #