House M.D., Season Five Episode One
September 24, 2008 | Filed under Media
This will be the only time I’ll do this, I promise, but I think it’s imperative that the debut of the new season of the best television show ever (on par with Buffy the Vampire Slayer) be granted a blog entry entirely dedicated to itself. Thus, what will follow in this entry will be a punctuation-less and grammar-less stream of thoughts on the episode (viewed of course, wearing my special House M.D. T-shirt).
Needless to say, there’ll no doubt be spoilers if you’ve yet to watch this episode. Proceed at your own risk.
- 8:30pm: Fucking Kenny’s World is running overtime. I want my House NOW!
- 8.36pm: Yay, M rating warning, show’s going to start!
- 8.37pm: Ants! Hallucination! Aw…opening credits. I love Massive Attack.
- 8.41pm: RECTAL BLEEDING! Always fun.
- 8.42pm: OH NOES WILSON’S LEAVING!
- 8.50pm: House might actually care about Wilson?
- 8.52pm: There is so much sexual chemistry between House and Thirteen.
- 8.53pm: Why haven’t I seen Chameron yet?
- 8.57pm: Oh there we go, Cameron! Woah, House is in the ideal position to back door her. Way more sexual chemistry with Cameron than with Thirteen. HAMERON PAIRING FOREVER!
- 8.58pm: Oh, it’s Chase performing surgery. So. Much. Blood.
- 9.00pm: It’s official, House is a bastard. I don’t care, I love him anyway. Emotional blackmail ftw.
- 9.06pm: Diagnostics without House. It’ll never work.
- 9.11pm: LULZ, couples counselling.
- 9.17pm: Feminist truths – aspirations, not possession.
- 9.27pm: Thirteen opens up about her Huntingtons. :(
- 9.30pm: Leprosy! House always has the answers. Smartarse.
- 9.34pm: House apologises…but Wilson’s still leaving. :( :( Sadface.
Aw House. You make my Wednesday nights complete. Now perhaps I should get started on that essay due on Friday…
6 Responses to House M.D., Season Five Episode One
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Nooooo….House doesn’t start airing here until November or so…and you’ve said it all…ahh. Anyway, I’m gonna watch it. I like Thirteen!
Regine on September 24, 2008 #
Haha you are so funny. I’m glad the show makes you happy. :)
Caitlin on September 25, 2008 #
House is so Tuesday night. Project Runway for Wednesday night. I love that anti-social doctor. <3
Vasili on September 25, 2008 #
Oh there we go, Cameron! Woah, House is in the ideal position to back door her.
LOL. I thought it was only me who saw that. Now I know I’m not the only one, haha. And what’s that one line the patient said? “I’d rather spend my life near the birds than waste it wishing I had wings.” That made me so sad, but it was so poetic =(
Reply: Haha, we’re obviously equally dirty minded. :P
marilyn on September 26, 2008 #
Sorry, but House/Cuddy is sooooo much better.
Reply: You FAIL!
Arielle on September 26, 2008 #
wut…equally dirty minded as Amanda? oh no I think you’re rubbing off on me! hahaha, just joking. But House and Cameron…it’s always like, why didn’t they ever get it on?
marilyn on September 27, 2008 #