July 31 2008: Clothing My Jubblies
Filed under Body & Family & Fashion
I went bra-shopping with my mother yesterday. It was ostensibly a trip to buy some bargain basement bras with extra-thick material and a million clasps for my grandmother in China, as she had requested that my mother bring some back with her next time she returned to the motherland. Like most other women on the maternal side of my family, my grandmother has a problem finding bras to fit her larger-than-average jubblies, especially in the petite and small-boned Orient.
Now, I think it should be made clear that in normal circumstances, I’m well past the age where I still need to take my mother shopping with me. I’ve been shopping and clothing myself since my early teens - my mother has certainly never been in a changing room with me when bra-shopping. In fact, I don’t think she’s even seen me fully naked since the age of five. This of course, makes it a lot easier to hide body adornments that she knows nothing about, things that might possibly give her a heart attack. My tattoo on my hip for instance, or the fact that I’m bare down there, both of which are normally hidden by my daily outfits, but which are extremely difficult to disguise when she’s watching you try on bras and lacing you into corsets. I did an admirable job though, hitching the waistband of my pants far enough up my waist to hide both the tattoo and my hairlessness, simultaneously giving myself camel toe.
I did buy an awesomely sexy bustier that’s guaranteed to make anyone blow their load. $10AUD from $50AUD, AND IT FITS MY BOOBS, AND YES, THOSE ARE SUSPENDERS YOU SEE. Does it make you wet?
NB: It should be noted that in yesterday’s entry, when I spoke of naked Scrabble, that was a euphemism for sex. Some of you seemed to get a bit confused!
I didn’t get confused =P And bra shopping is hard if your size is the other way too. I’m so flat, I just give up and accept that no bra will ever fit.
and really hot bustier ;)
marilyn on July 31 2008 #
Very jealous that you fit into such a SEXY BUSTIER. I have no jubblies to go in one. Do you have stockings for the suspenders to complete the look?
Alexandra on July 31 2008 #
I’m sure you won’t have to do much work to get the dude up if you show up wearing that :P
You know, everyone loves to shop when they go to Asia but unless I look for extra, extra large clothes, my rather, er, large boobs can’t fit into anything.
Felisa on August 1 2008 #
I’m not sure my mom would care about my hairlessness, although she has told me on the occasions on which she bothered to listen beyond the word “tattoo” that if I ever got one she would disown and murder me.
And yea, sexy bustier!
Shen-Shen on August 1 2008 #
Haha, jubblies…I LOVE IT! I usually call them oobies and everyone looks at me weird for it. >_>
I don’t know why, but I hate bra shopping with my mother…it’s just awkward for me to have her there staring at me while I’m changing…that is if she were standing there watching me..yea. 0_o
Ohh and yes that bustier is very nice! I’m sure the “dude person” will love it! ON or OFF…hahaha!
Roxanne on August 1 2008 #
What, no matching garters?
I’m very disappointed.
Leila on August 1 2008 #
Sexy! Lucky you for having the jubblies to fill out sexy garments… though I’ve heard many people who are well endowed complain of back pain and other health issues, so I guess it’s not perfect either. Meanwhile I’m on the other extreme end of the spectrum and being flat as a tack, barely fitting into a bra is a bit depressing. Sigh, the qualms of boobie sizes these days haha.
My mum and I are still okay with seeing each other naked… well, I’m slightly less okay with it than her, because she comes by and pokes me in the boobies to check if my lump has gone away, and to see if my boobs have grown bigger, and asks about how I get rid of my hair. Awwwkward!
Jess on August 1 2008 #
What do you use to go bare down there? Wax? Razor? I’m thinking of trying but too scared of the pain…
Awesome bustier… i’ve been looking all over for some good ones too. Where’d u score them? I need some more pretty bras…
Mish on August 2 2008 #
The suspenders totally complete the outfit. ;)
Jenn on August 3 2008 #