Sex In A Car
April 14, 2008 | Filed under Body, Relationships/Men
There may be times when yourself and your desired partner have no discernable suitable location to get to know each other properly. Though a bed is always preferable as it’s both comfortable, and often has a frame against which you can brace yourself in order to gain a better position, having a bed at your disposal without risk of being disturbed by family members or curious flatmates isn’t always a possibility.
At that point, and epecially in the middle of winter, it’s undesirable to copulate while at one with nature. No matter the amount of body heat that may be generated whilst in the act, it really can’t counteract the winter chill when exposed to the night air. The possibility of being arrested for indecent acts while in public too, is somewhat daunting.
In these cases when there’s no other possibility open to yourselves, a small, enclosed space is your best option. There are a number of things to keep in mind however:
- Backseat. This is where space is at a premium, as most modern vehicles have bucket seats. The last thing you need is to accidentally knock the hand brake out of position while at the height of ecstasy.
- Car seat covers. As with other copulatory acts, copulating in a car may very well leave stains. Protect your car – if you have covers that you can simply remove and throw in the washing machine the next day, you will remove all evidence of the act!
- Water. Post-coitus, in an enclosed space with little to no airflow, it’s very understandable that the two players may be quite parched. It does help to have several full water bottles on hand to rejuvenate the two.
- A pillow, or other cushy object. Due to the relative tightness of the space which you’re using, there may be times when your head is repeatedly jammed up against multiple hard places in a car. If for instance, you’re involved in an action which has you continually banging the back of your head against the hard handrest…a pillow would come in particularly handy!
- Windows. You may choose to open a window a fraction in order to get some air into the car, but it does have that added danger of alerting outsiders to the goings on in the vehicle. With windows up, the chances of a stray cry, moan or groan escaping is much lower!
- Towels. Again, due to the fact that it is a small enclosed space with little to no airflow, condensation will build up on the windows. Working on the assumption that you would wish to use the vehicle post-coitus, you will need to remove this condensation…and what better way than with a towel?
- And lastly, Windex (or if one refuses to buy labels, any simple window cleaner spray will suffice). This again relates to the previous point regarding condensation on car windows. You see, even after you towel the window dry, you will have streaks and marks remaining on the glass…streaks that are bound to drive you insane if not sprayed and wiped.
Please note of course, that the suggestions above are based on what one might experience in a 2007 Honda Jazz with tinted windows. Experiences may vary in other vehicular styles. Feel free to add tips in the comments, based on your own experiences.
21 Responses to Sex In A Car
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Here’s a tip: don’t even attempt sex in a 1992 Toyota Cynos… unless you’re a midget.
Nellie on April 14, 2008 #
:O
My neighbour has a Jazz.
Thanks for that mental image.
Rachael on April 14, 2008 #
^my neighbour has a Jazz too :S.
Now,.. where would you park the said car?
Reply: In a dark street, rarely patrolled by police! ;)
Amanda on April 14, 2008 #
I’m going to make it my mission in life to write similar tips but for a Ferrari (any model will do). You should try to do the same. First person to succeed wins. Unless you have already succeeded in which case I’m not playing anymore. :p
Reply: Deal. I’ll let you know when. ;)
Maren on April 14, 2008 #
OOH! HAVE SEX IN A VAN!!! Van’s have ample space :P Especially those vans that let you adjust seats! Just perfect, no? :P
Chien Yee on April 14, 2008 #
This post would not have been as great as it was without the use of the word ‘parched’! Hahah you make me laugh. I like to jam something hard up against you someday.
Your next post should be how to have sex on a plane. My “first” was supposed to be on a plane when I was 16… Still never on a plane!
If you have, I want a tutorial.
Reply: Not yet, but now that you mention it…! I’d like you to jam something hard up against me. :D
Paddy on April 14, 2008 #
About that I wonder…you still need to park the car some place the cops won’t find out about what you’re doing. I mean, I don’t think the car can’t prevent your neighbors walking the dog, or your dad throwing out the garbage in the garbage can from hearing you…specially when we’re talking you, Amanda :p
Regine on April 14, 2008 #
In a car, by the beach, in one of those parallel parking spots, at night, away from the family van that just happens to decide to park behind you. *innocent smile*
Skye on April 14, 2008 #
These are great tips! Thanks for sharing! In return, I will share a tip: when performing sexual acts while a car is being driven, it is not a good idea to spit out the window. More often than not, you will just end up hitting your own car, which proves difficult to explain later when you’re going through a fast food drive-thru.
Happened to a friend, of course. ;)
Aisling on April 15, 2008 #
LOL that was amusing. I haven’t had sex in a car yet, but it’s bound to happen eventually.
Britney on April 15, 2008 #
LOL! Windex is definitely a good time. For me, my bed is sufficient…for now. ;)
Ivy on April 15, 2008 #
You lucky that you’re taking history!
I would love to go back to school to study history but my biggest fear is that sitting through a lecture would just totally turn me off and make me hate it. =( I don’t like sitting around for a long time because my thoughts tend to wander…
I think it’s more fun if you learn it yourself on your own time which is what I’m trying to do now.
Katy on April 15, 2008 #
Nice tips :D
I never would have thought of the windex, the bottles of water or the pillows! I’ve only done in a car once… a tiny Ford Mustang, parked behind the library. Ah… good times.
I’ll remember this for the next time (who knows when that’ll be?) XD
Lene on April 15, 2008 #
Ugh, I think a car would be one of the least desirable places to do it, although the possibility of getting caught is totally hot!
Reply: That’s half the attraction!
SG on April 15, 2008 #
Lol I’ve always thought car sex is sexy. :P Definitely something I’d love to try given the chance. XD
Rilla on April 15, 2008 #
Hmm, it sounds like a lot of preparation – what if it was an impulsive move to have sex in the back of the car? I think you’d need to have some supplies in the boot/trunk for such impulsive acts in the future?
Reply: Think of the Scout motto – Be prepared! ;)
April on April 15, 2008 #
LMAO! This is the most awesome blog ever! :P
Holly on April 15, 2008 #
Having done the deed in a car with many a constraint, I completely and wholeheartedly second and endorse everything that the Boobster has written in this entry.
Xuan on April 15, 2008 #
slut
Reply: And getting much more pleasure out of it than you ever will!
augustus on April 16, 2008 #
Oh, you forgot to mention that car owners should carry condoms (in their car, of course). ;) No going around making baby-Amandas.
Julie on April 16, 2008 #
Haha, this is SO ironic. Yesterday, a couple was caught having sex in a car in my apartment building’s parking lot. This was in broad daylight, with a police station just down the block.
Either these two were really stupid, or wanted a free tour of a jail cell?
Alison on April 16, 2008 #