Off On Holiday…Again
March 29, 2008 | Filed under Travel
I’m off on holiday again.
Okay, not precisely this very second, but soon, very soon. I’ve booked some (very el cheapo – $98 per person return) plane tickets for myself and my aunt to go to Sydney again to visit my cousin (who’s on work placement up there) on the 31st of May, until the 4th of June. It coincides nicely with Xuan‘s 18th birthday drunken celebrations, where we shall be getting crunk in a gay bar, because, like all fag hags, I love teh gheys and teh gheys love me because I am a gay man trapped in a luscious female body.
This time around in Sydney, I shall also be swimming with sharks, and perhaps taking a day trip to the Blue Mountains where I’ll do some mountain trekking. So if you hear any reports of busty Asian girls getting eaten by sharks, or falling off cliffs during that time? That’ll be me. Send your condolences by talking about how brilliant I am, and how the blogosphere won’t be the same without me.
And yeah, it has been pointed out to me that this little jaunt is in SWOTVAC, the short four day study period between actual classes and exams when I’m supposed to be studying, but heck, why not just take a holiday instead of sweating over thick textbooks, amirite?
In any case – Sydney bloggers! Shall we wreck havoc together on your lovely city?
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Your life sounds so fun. I’m incredibly jealous. :P
Amber on March 29, 2008 #
I wish I always was jet-setting off to somewhere cool. Unfortunately, I spent most of 2007 away from home, so I think I have to stay put for at least half of 2008 before I can leave again. :(
Aisling on March 29, 2008 #
Dear God, Amanda! You should invest in your own plane, or something — with all of these magnificent travels and whatnot. =P *is jealous*
Robmarie on March 29, 2008 #
Firstly. *cough* You should’ve told me about this new theme in advance, so that I could ruin the surprise for everybody else.
Secondly – I’d like to know how exactly you plan to try and cure your wanderlust when entries like this pop up twice within the period of X amount of months (where X is to be substituted with some ridiculously small number with a zillion figures after the decimal point and one before it). :P
Xuan on March 31, 2008 #
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