Lessons in Fun
November 24, 2007 | Filed under Life, Relationships/Men
So it turns out there are a number of things to be learnt from the ribaldry of last night:
- Once you’ve over-drunk once, you never do it again. I managed to maintain a successful balance between sobriety and tipsiness throughout the whole night, with no unfortunate regurgitation. (Ask Tracey! She called me halfway through the night to see how everything was going, and I was just peachy.)
- It’s quite difficult to create a fully flowing chocolate fountain. Test runs are advisory, otherwise you might end up with a mix of bubbly and clumpy liquid chocolate.
- It is quite possible to fit two quite large people into the one bathtub at the same time. Subtle manouevrings are required, as is the fitting of certain parts together in order to make efficient use of the space provided.
- No matter how good anal sex is, numerous non-stop hours of only anal sex is not advisable. It may hurt to walk around the next day.
- When a semi-regular friend-with-benefits shows up to your celebrations with their friend, it may not be the height of human politeness to end up in a locked public bathroom with their friend three hours after you meet them.
On the whole, I had a most enjoyable time. Photos are unfortunately, few and far between (I put my camera down somewhere at an early point of the evening during my bottle-length chardonnay binge before anyone arrived, and forgot about it for the rest of the night), so until I can nab some off some friends on Facebook, you will simply have to take my word that I’m currently very, very sleepy and incredibly sexually satiated.
11 Responses to Lessons in Fun
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Kudos to you, Manduh. Really. Dare I say you’ve pushed your boundaries even more in the past 24 hours? No, scratch it, you probably have. Yay?
Sphincter still burning, eh? Lulz.
Xuan on November 24, 2007 #
xD
I’m happy to hear that your party ended with a bang! ;)
Belinda on November 24, 2007 #
Wow you had fun!
Hours of anal? Yeeouch
Bobbi-lee on November 24, 2007 #
Ouch. That’s the only thing I could think of. Nonetheless, it seemed like a quality night! :)
Juice on November 24, 2007 #
It irks me when women complain about anal sex and how it hurts. Want to guess what? :P
Mike Haddad on November 25, 2007 #
Sounds like you had some fun and learned a couple of lessons last night.
Exene on November 25, 2007 #
Hours of anal? Ouch!
Sounds like you had a great night! :D
kim on November 25, 2007 #
I DID read your invite to all and sundry to join you at your birthday party…but I must have missed the bit about it being an all out gb. Shame. :-D
Maik on November 25, 2007 #
I really do not get your obsession with anal sex. I think the first hole satisfies nicely and would never attempt to go beyond it :-P
Kat on November 25, 2007 #
Peachy but also tipsy. You said it yourself :P
Tracey on November 25, 2007 #
@ Mika H.: Well, when done right, anal sex shouldn’t hurt, so not every woman is complaining about it :)
Way to go Amanda :) I kind of pictured the whole thing, hehe *kinky me*
Regina on November 27, 2007 #