Chest Troubles
November 13, 2007 | Filed under Style
“Oh I always have trouble with my chest,” she simpered, adjusting a strap on the dress.
I look at her chest. My E-cups are finding it hard to be sympathetic to her B-cups.
“Of course,” I say, trying to keep my incredulity under check.
She giggles coyly. “My boobs always spill out of whatever I wear!”
My disbelief magnified by ten.
“It is hard to find something that fits perfectly,” I agree, teeth gritted. “Luckily I’ve mastered the art of dressing myself properly, and know how to hide my flaws and accentuate my curves,” I add, looking pointedly at her muffin top and turkey arms, made all the worse with low-rider jeans and a midriff tank top.
ZING!
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Hey I didn’t know B cups were THAT big. But um… ok. :P
Rilla on November 13, 2007 #
She has no clue.
Jordie on November 13, 2007 #
B cups? Big? Lolzeroo especially at the muffin top.
Juice on November 13, 2007 #
LOLing at the remark. Nice work, Amanda. :P
Xuan on November 13, 2007 #
Ouch! She got pwned….
Why, why, why do girls who do not suit low-rise jeans wear them. Muffin top all the way, and it looks bad.
How is it like to have an E cup?
Regina on November 13, 2007 #
Right…. I’m a C cup and I couldn’t even dream of my boobs spilling out of any sort of a garment.
Also, muffin topping = eww! Please,people, if you absolutely have to wear those ridiculously low-riding jeans at least wear a long shirt to cover your stomach (and arse, they is nothing worse than a girl in low-rider jeans and too short shirt bending over ).
Kaisa on November 14, 2007 #
lol too awesome!
Noemi on November 14, 2007 #
Har har!
Tracy on November 14, 2007 #
Someone asked me the other day why I wear what I do, because it looks like I have a great body underneath…
They got it in one.
The way I dress makes it seem like I have a good body, but really I don’t. Hooray for (ACTUALLY) knowing how to dress!
Nellie on November 14, 2007 #
I always have trouble with my chest too. My boobs always look like the don’t exist under everything I wear.
A-cups for the win.
Leila on November 14, 2007 #
XD! Owned.
Melinda on November 14, 2007 #
Lmao. Muffin tops horrify me. It’s not the fat, it’s the way it spills out overthe pants! Eeewww.
Kaylee on November 14, 2007 #
PWND!
I have a muffin top and turkey arms but I in no way show it or let it “spill” out of my jeans. Ew
Bobbi-lee on November 14, 2007 #