Racist Bitch
September 14, 2007 | Filed under Family & Friends, Online
It seems as though my “Ask Me A Question” idea has sparked off somewhat of a following in this corner of the blog community. At last count, Malin, Alex, Nellie, Kaisa, Jordie, Rhiannon, Becky, Kaylee, Katharine, Mari, Zala, Belinda, Ben, Bobbi-Lee, Lene, Meli, Matt, Adastra, Laarni, Rachael, Catherine, Sean, Katlyn, Hannah, Lily, Michelle, Nika, Chantelle, Kycoo and Hev have all done their own versions of “Ask Me A Question”. (If you decide to do it, and link me as the originator, I’ll add you to this list too!)
In other news, my dog-in-law is a racist bitch. No really, she is. She’s a Pomeranian belonging to my aunt, and doesn’t bother to hide her racist views.
If my cousins bring an Asian friend into the house, Crystal (the dog) will be all sugar and spice, jumping around, wagging her tail, doing all those things that friendly dogs do. Bring a white, or black friend into the house, and she’ll go batshit insane, barking at them, biting their ankles.
Whether or not its indeliberate indoctrination (e.g. she’s grown up around Asian faces and thus only feels comfortable around Asians), or whether she’s really just a racist little bitch at heart is up for deliberation.
15 Responses to Racist Bitch
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It’s a meme now. :P
Jordie on September 14, 2007 #
Man I need a crazy Pomeranian like that. My boyfriend keeps telling me that he’ll dump me if I get a stupid purse sized dog though.
Kimmie on September 14, 2007 #
I love how miscontrued labels in society become so much funnier when you apply them to the actual initial objects/things/persons/etc. Hilarious.
I like the sound of that dog. Uhm, be happy your Aunt didn’t get a chihuahua … ? Heh. I’m tempted to resurrect my personal site just to use that ‘Ask Me A Question’ thing … but as thou dost verily know, I’m far too lazy. I will ask you a question, though …
Xuan on September 15, 2007 #
Wow, that’s crazy about the dog. It’s probably, like you said, because she’s been growing up around asian’s and feels mostly safe with them.
Britney on September 15, 2007 #
I’ve done a fair share of asking people to ask me questions on my blog before as well. Exhibit A and Exhibit B It’s actually pretty fun right? :)
My bitch is a Pomeranian and I love her to bits, she’s brown though so I consider her Asian and not racist. Haha.
Juice on September 15, 2007 #
Hmmm… so does that mean she allows asian tresspassers into the house?
Chris on September 15, 2007 #
That’s a weird dog. I thought dogs were colour blind, anyways. How can they notice who’s Asian?
Kaylee on September 15, 2007 #
My dog hates people with a beard…
Nan on September 15, 2007 #
I am so going to copy soon…
And lol your dog is soo cute that way.
Rilla on September 15, 2007 #
I did it on my site, but I got it from someone else.
Jenny on September 15, 2007 #
That’s hilarious! Pets can be so much like people sometimes, it’s crazy.
I missed asking you a question, but I wanna do one myself!
Rafia on September 15, 2007 #
LOL! That’s a first… a racist dog…
A dog that I had when I was younger hated smelly people… I can’t blame him though.
Felisa on September 16, 2007 #
Oh goodness, now you’ve got me doing it too. I resisted for so long, too!
Now you’ve got to come ask me one.
And LOL racist dog. That’s… funny.
Meli on September 16, 2007 #
And this would be exactly why I don’t like little dogs. I swear most of them are racist little bastards. Plus they just don’t know how to shut the hell up.
Asia on September 17, 2007 #
Amanda, you’re a visionary.
Rhiannon on September 17, 2007 #