August 25 2007: Hot Is Not A Descriptor
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There are advertising posters up all around Melbourne at the moment, advertising the start of a new television series starring David Duchovny. Titled Californication, the tagline is “How hot can it get?”
I don’t know about anyone else, but when it comes to David Duchovny, “hot” isn’t the first thing that springs to my mind. “Fox Mulder” perhaps, or “Your wife so severely downgraded when she married you”, or even “Evolution was the worst comedic alien movie ever”.
“Hot” comes in at about…last on my list of things I think about when I think of David Duchovny – and that’s only when I’m intoxicated and experiencing the full effect of beer goggles. Then I pass out and that thought is driven out of my mind. And the world is a better place because David Duchovny isn’t soiling my brain. Huzzah.
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I reckon he looks pretty damn good for 47. :P
Jordie on August 25 2007 #
Oh I used to think DD was hot when he played Mulder… now I migrated over to Viggo Mortensen and Will Smith ;-)
Vera on August 25 2007 #
Maybe they mean how hot can California get?
Reply: Dude, you’re ruining my Duchovny-bagging with logic. :P
Nellie on August 25 2007 #
… or maybe even fornication?
Fornication is hot. Not with David Duchovny though. *shudders*
Nellie on August 25 2007 #
You don’t find David Duchovny attractive? huh. He doesn’t seem so bad to me.
I also think fornication and California itself have something to do with the ‘hot’ description.
Jennifer on August 25 2007 #
I was going for Nellie’s logic on this one. Because there isn’t anyway that somebody could associate him with ‘hot’. No way. That’s reserved for people like Matt Damon.
Amber on August 25 2007 #
^ Lol my friend’s so into Matt Damon. But I don’t think David Duchovny and even Matt Damon to be hot. The guy in Step Up is the real kind of hot.
Rilla on August 25 2007 #
Hmm, after looking at the picture hot is not something that is on my list of ‘word association’
But then again judging someone by his / her looks is just shallow so why bother :D
Chans on August 25 2007 #
The sub-tagline should be: Obviously not very.
haha
Skye on August 26 2007 #
I found him semi-attractive in the X-files, but the beard is really not working for him.
Belinda on August 26 2007 #
He has an interesting beard. =/
Hot is certainly accurate for California. ;)
Kycoo on August 26 2007 #
I think I was about 13 when I was deeply addicted to the X-files so I had a pretty big crush on Mr. Duchovny. However, now… well I could never really understand my teen choices to begin with! He’s pretty cuckoo-mcgoos!!
Jen on August 26 2007 #