Chainsaw Pro
August 16, 2007 | Filed under Media, Relationships/Men
So today I was supervising the arborists out at the new property (goodbye seven and a half trees, hello sunlight that can actually get into the rooms), and I think I have my flirting radar back.
It might just be me, but questions like “So uh…are you moving into this property alone or with your partner?” and “Yeah, so, how old are you?”, and “So what do you do? Do you have time free on weekends?” seem fairly flirtatious. Is it me? Is it just me?
Nah. I thought not. Pity is, of the three arborists working on the property today, the only one I would have been vaguely interested in (young, chiselled jaw, designer stubble, tight butt) wasn’t the one asking the questions. Instead, it was the two older men (paunchy, un-designer stubble) that were asking. The young hot one was nonchalently going about his business, wielding a chainsaw like a pro.
Mmm…chainsaw…
In other news, apparently Jesse and Jennifer are no longer engaged. I think I detect a murmur around the interwebs…a murmur that sounds suspiciously like “It’s because House and Cameron are meant to be together!”. And they’re right, because they are.
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“a murmur that sounds suspiciously like “It’s because House and Cameron are meant to be together!”. And they’re right, because they are.”
You’re dead to me.
Reply: …I get the distinct feeling I’ll be more dead to you once I post my Hameron one-shot.
Becky on August 16, 2007 #
Hehe maybe he was trying he “let’s peak her interest by ignoring her” tactic ;)
As for flirtatious – if you want to call them that. I’d go for “I really don’t know how to tell you that I have the hots for you. Is this clear enough?” :D
Vera on August 16, 2007 #
as you can see ignoring works; he got you interested ;)
And who knows, maybe the two older men will look good after an Amanda make-over?
Chans on August 16, 2007 #
HOUSE AND CUDDY FTW.
Tracey on August 16, 2007 #
Lol that’s pretty funny. But it seems like the common case that older men like approaching females openly whereas the younger ones are more reserved about it. So why didn’t you go up to the hot one mm?
Rilla on August 16, 2007 #
You wouldn’t like that chainsaw so much if it fell onto his pretty face!
Nellie on August 16, 2007 #
No, no, no….Spencer and Morrison are meant to be together. I hope they sort out whatever problems they may have.
Constance on August 16, 2007 #
Young, chiselled jaw, designer stubble, tight butt…
Mmmm. He sounds delicious. Oh, and does the last quality have to do with your previous post? lol
Felisa on August 17, 2007 #
I like tight butts. :p
Maybe he’s making his coworkers ask the questions. But then, I doubt it. Yikes.
Shari on August 17, 2007 #
I keep reading “arborist” as “abortionist”…
Jordie on August 17, 2007 #