August 15 2007: A Public Service Announcement
Dear Readers,
In all my extensive years of experience with anal sex, I have never had an experience such as tubgirl’s, or goatse’s.
Contrary to popular belief, anal sex does not stretch your anus to the size of a fist (if you enjoy fisting, use the other hole, and keep doing your Kegel exercises), and it does not trigger a nerve in the anal passage that releases a stream of watery faeces onto your body.
For an entirely enjoyable and safe anal sex experience, remember to always use a condom, plenty of lubricant, go slowly the first time, and never double dip.
Yours sincerely,
Amanda (Online Minister for the Promotion of Safe Anal Sex)
This public service announcement was brought to you at the urging of Jordie.
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Ew. Anal sex… Ew… I will still never ever try it. *thinks about it, shudders* eeeew…
Kat on August 15 2007 #
LMAO.
You’ll be top in Google for anal sex soon enough.
Jem on August 15 2007 #
Nice.
Rachael on August 15 2007 #
I still can’t believe how anal sex can be called “sex”. Definitely not my thing. :P
Juice on August 15 2007 #
*makes notes* Good to know lol… so all those fanfiction I read about the poor hero/heroine being stretched to the size of… are false. *nods*
Vera on August 15 2007 #
Who loves ya, Manda?
Jordie on August 15 2007 #
I’m just too scared.
Amanda on August 15 2007 #
I am repulsed by the thought of double dipping.
Nan on August 15 2007 #
I have a fear of going up the dirt track… in case I find it to be dirty.
Only god would know why I tried to visit tubgirls… Look at what I managed to stumble across: link (Edit by Amanda: Not safe for work!)
“The Worlds Biggest Vagina”
Great. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
Patrick on August 16 2007 #
This is one of the best posts here on JW. I love how none of your commenters are actually shocked by this post in the slightest (;
Matt on August 16 2007 #
“anal sex does not stretch your anus to the size of a fist”, but it sure does hurt.
Ew ew ew damn you Patrick. Why do I always have to be so curious?!
Bobbi-lee on August 16 2007 #
Um, no anal sex for me so double dipping will never be a problem. Ick.
Jamie on August 16 2007 #
butz amanda, w1l i h4ve diarrhea if i can has da anal?
Belinda on August 16 2007 #
Lol that’s such a crack-up Amanda. But I’m probably still not going to ever touch anal. Heard it painsss.
Rilla on August 16 2007 #
@Jem: Type “anal sex amanda” and she is number 2. XP
Reply: Number one for me! :D
Skye on August 16 2007 #
@Skye: $5 on the fact that’s going to be her stage name when she becomes a famous porn star!
Nellie on August 16 2007 #
It still sounds gross to me… :P
Aravis on August 16 2007 #
Lol that’s such a crack-up Amanda
In the context of this entry I thought that was a really funny comment..
Anyway, how nice of you to warn all of us :) exactly what I always wondered about….
Chans on August 16 2007 #
… Yes. I agree? Hahahahaha at being number two for anal sex.
Tracey on August 16 2007 #
Have you heard the limmerick…
There was a young lady from China
Who had a massive vagina
And when she was dead
They painted it red
And used it for docking a liner…
I love dirty limmericks…
Rachael on August 17 2007 #
I’d love to try anal sex. Just the thought of it turns me on. Unfortunally my girlfriend won’t let me go up that road..
Someone on January 11 2008 #