Double Dipping
July 7, 2007 | Filed under Body, Relationships/Men
Never double dip. This applies to the two aspects of life that matter most – food and sex.
When it comes to food, you don’t dip a chip into the communal tomato sauce, take a bit, then dip it in again. Bacteria, germs, yadda yadda. If you must double dip your chip, at least have the courtesy to dip the unbitten, saliva-free end. Don’t spread your nasty cold and flu germs to everyone else!
When it comes to sex, you don’t have anal sex then vaginal sex, or anal sex then oral sex. Bacteria, germs, yadda yadda. If you must go from back to front (didn’t your mother teach you to wipe front to back?!) then at least change condoms between insertions – keep your lady bits clean and hygenic while still enjoying the benefits of multiple orifice sex!
(Random health post. You know you love it.)
16 Responses to Double Dipping
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Every blog entry, you pollute my mind just a little bit more…
Amber on July 7, 2007 #
One day Amber, it’ll get to the point where we make posts just like her.
The way to not double dip? (With food, I mean!) Take a massive scoop. Mwahaha!
Tracey on July 7, 2007 #
This is such an Amanda post it’s unbelievable.
Jenny on July 7, 2007 #
yep, this is why i read your blog. until now, no one’s managed to make me smile all day! :)
nadine on July 7, 2007 #
You know what the sad thing is? This post is almost completely normal for me and I’m a virgin. I have some very dirty friends. XD
Robert on July 7, 2007 #
Anal to vag without a change in condoms sounds absolutely gross. INFECTIONS INFECTIONS! That’s much worse than double dipping with food. :P
Belinda on July 8, 2007 #
Ew to anal sex. I don’t know why :-P
Reply: I wouldn’t knock it till you try it. :P
Kat on July 8, 2007 #
I guess I should count myself lucky that I only have to worry about the anal bit, don’t I? Certainly I’d never have to menstruate or anything of the like, and I don’t have the capability to brag about having a passage lined with mucus. Too far? … Pshaw. Never too far.
Nevertheless, you’ve made my day, Amanda. And it’s only 2:09 AM! *claps enthusiastically*
Xuan on July 8, 2007 #
GOD I hope you’re not talking from experience. In both instances…
…or do I?
ARGH visual image visual image visual image
Paddy on July 8, 2007 #
What about vaginal sex to oral sex?
Reply: That’s a given. :P
Nellie on July 8, 2007 #
Oh bloody hell, mental images.
Jennifer on July 8, 2007 #
lol wow.
I remember having to make sure Ty knew about germseses… it was weird.
marMARmar on July 8, 2007 #
Anal directly to oral? WTF, no! Without the aspect of germs, that’s still sounds awful. “Wanna know what your ass tastes like?”
Josh on July 8, 2007 #
I don’t even want to know what inspired you to write this post…
But couldn’t this be classified as common sense??
Chans on July 8, 2007 #
LOL, Amanda. You rock.
Jordie on July 8, 2007 #
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