June 29 2007: The Chan Clan
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I spent a large proportion of last night translating “yo mama” jokes for my father. He loved it.
Yeah, that’s the type of humour that we of the Chan clan (ha, alliteration!) have. We laugh when someone burps. We stick our feet in other people’s faces (my brothers nostrils will never be the same after having my toe up it). We run over to the nearest family member, sit on them, fart, and then run off giggling.
And people wonder why I don’t function in polite society…
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Yo’ mama is so fat, thaaaat when she jumped for joy she got stuck. Thank you. Thank you. *bows*
Tracey on June 29 2007 #
My friend told me this really lame yo mama joke once: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow coat, people yell “Taxi!”
Jordie on June 29 2007 #
You’d fit right in with my family! :)
Nellie on June 29 2007 #
Your family and my family would get together amazingly! Lol, my parents have “who farts the loudest” contests.
Juice on June 29 2007 #
Now that you’ve admitted this I no longer have to feel embarrassed about my own family. :P
Amber on June 29 2007 #
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Amanda on June 29 2007 #
TRACEY! Did you get that that yo momma joke from Russell Peters?! He’s hilarious, isn’t he?!?! =D
Susie on June 29 2007 #
Suse, oh my god, YES. I love Russell Peters! Somebody gonna get-a hurt reeeaaaal bad!
(Sorry Amanda :P)
Tracey on June 29 2007 #
Not just alliteration, but assonance!
Laura on June 30 2007 #
Not alliteration at all! Only assonance. I’m surprised Amanda! I looked up to you grammatically. :P
Now for a classic: Yo mama is so fat, that she sat next to everyone in the class. *ba-dum-psh*
Josh on June 30 2007 #
Polite society is overrated.
Jack on June 30 2007 #
I like your family. It’s appropriately hilarious. :)
Xuan on June 30 2007 #
What Amber said!
To add to the “yo mamma” jokes, my personal favorite:
“Yo mamma is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.”
And just for the record, Russell Peters owns. :D
Chanel on June 30 2007 #