June 21 2007: Buttery Chocolate and Banana Sandwiches
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WARNING: The following recipe is not recommended for anyone who has - 1) high cholestrol, 2) high blood sugar, 3) anything but exemplary health. This is not a joke. I am fully serious.
Serves one person with a healthy appetite and a sweet tooth.
Ingredients
- Four large thick slices of white bread. White bread. None of that healthy brown wholegrain stuff.
- 100gms of salted, high-fat, cholestrol-enriched butter
- Four tablespoons of powdered chocolate (e.g. Milo, Ovaltine)
- One large ripe banana
Method
- Slather all four slices of bread with butter thickly. Very thickly. If you can see the bread, you’re not putting enough butter on.
- Sprinkle a tablespoon of powdered chocolate on each slice, spreading it to cover the whole slice. The butter should stick most of the chocolate to the slice.
- Chop banana up into slim slices, and place on the four slices to your discretion. Make a smiley face with them on each slice if you want.
- Stack the four slices into one large four-slice sandwich, making sure that the chocolate and banana are contained safely and won’t fall out during consumption.
Best served with a high-fat chocolate and banana flavoured milkshake, perhaps followed up with a chocolate tart for dessert.
15 Responses to “Buttery Chocolate and Banana Sandwiches”
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Wow! This sounds like edible suicide, especially for poor li’l ol’ me!
I want some!
Nellie on June 21 2007 #
THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS! *is hungry*
Slices bananas sound a bit too healthy though… how about slices of butter? :P
Belinda on June 21 2007 #
I’m NOT reading that… exams have seriously “distorted me” gr… I have to get down 10 kg *grumbles* But er… good luck with it and good appetite! :)
Vera on June 21 2007 #
I’m definitely gonna try this out. Especially when I’m on vacation. Fatty time!
Juice on June 22 2007 #
I have a sweet tooth but the idea actually makes me feel a bit ill. :P
Amber on June 22 2007 #
That actually looks… quite good. O.O
Meli on June 22 2007 #
Sounds yummy! I used to put chocolate powder on my yoghurt - that is good too! Especially with banana yoghurt.
Nan on June 22 2007 #
weird, but oddly, sounds yummy!
nadine on June 22 2007 #
This reminds me of that one episode of the Simpsons. The one where Homer is a food critic, so all the chefs band together to kill him with a dessert so fatty that it’s deadly. You are crazy. :P
Josh on June 22 2007 #
I prefer pringles thanks :P Bananas FTL.
Tracey on June 22 2007 #
Ahhh why did I not see this earlier? *drools*
Xuan on June 23 2007 #
the heavy butter actually made me feel kinda sick…but the chocolate and bananas made me hungry….weird. maybe i’ll just ease off on the butter if i decide to try it.
marilyn on June 23 2007 #
*dies*
YUM!
h on June 23 2007 #
I will definitely try that. Buyt are you sure you mean salted butter? mmm… anyway, if you like this I bet you’ll also like chunks of butter dipped in sugar. :)
Anastasia on June 23 2007 #
I like things sweetened, but that recipe sounds disgusting. Maybe I’d consider trying it if the chocolate was a spread (like Nutella) instead of a powder.
Jennifer on June 25 2007 #