April 17 2007: Barter System
P bought me a 30GB Video iPod as a surprise.
So I rewarded him with lots of sex, and promises of even more sex of the “I can’t write it here because my mother has started to sporadically read my blog” variety.
I feel almost as though I’m pimping myself out, only…well, not quite as mercenary because it’s not as though I asked for the iPod. I just…got it. And it’s not like we weren’t already having sex anyway. So, not going to argue.
…w000000000t iPod!
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Haha your comments link was SO close to reading ‘No Comment’. Hahha
Oh it’s all good. We’ve all whored outself out at one time or another. Haha, who is P? Am I P? Is P for Paddy? Because I actually haven’t seen my ipod in a few days.
Did you steal my ipod?
Jeebus.. where the hell is my ipod…
Reply: Yeah P, I snuck into your place while you were over here in Melbourne and stole it! :P
Paddy on April 17 2007 #
I was thinking… isn’t sex a win win situation? :)
Reply: Yeah. :D
Mar on April 17 2007 #
It might be a nice way to break it to your mum. :P
Amber on April 17 2007 #
Mum: I saw it anyway.
XD
Jordie on April 17 2007 #
Is that really what happens when you gift someone with an iPod? Damn, I should then drop my idea of giving one to my cousin.
Ramsha on April 17 2007 #
Exactly. You’ve got ipods, you’ve got sex…why quibble?
Er…won’t your mother have seen this?
Reply: …possibly. *gulp*
Anastasia on April 17 2007 #
You mean anal sex right?! cos i know you do! you mean taking up the arse! mrs amanda! your daughter takes it up the batty for ipods!
Reply: And if you’re good, I’ll let you do that too. ;)
Doran on April 17 2007 #
Yay double win for you! :D
Belinda on April 17 2007 #
LOL! So he gets you something nice and you do something even better for yourself under the guise it’s for him? :-P You better be blowing your way through this one coz if you’re on your back the whole time… LMAO!
Reply: W.O.T. the whole way! :P
Kat on April 17 2007 #
Oh congratulations!. I would love to have one of those!
The only thing that works with my husband is to promise him bacon though… :(
Nan on April 17 2007 #
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Jingwen - A Blog on April 17 2007 #
man - i wish i got rewarded with all the casual sex that I have~ dang - i need a suga daddy!~ lucky lucky girl ^-^~
Mish on April 17 2007 #
I actually don’t care for iPods. I’m a lot more interested in sex :P
Nikki on April 17 2007 #
If that’s what you do for ipods..I’d hate to see what you would do for..[insert something that you want the most].
Jennii on April 18 2007 #