Queen Amanda
April 15, 2007 | Filed under Media, Relationships/Men
His Royal Highness, Prince William of Wales, has amicably separated from his girlfriend of five years, Ms. Kate Middleton (link).
Thank FSM! I was wondering how long it would take him to come to his senses and realise that his true love was residing in Melbourne, Australia, quietly living her life waiting for her future King of England to come find her.
Yeah, I’m referring to myself. What? I can dream right? I’ve always wanted to be a princess!
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haha XD If you do become princess, don’t forget us little blogging people :P
I wanted to be a queen at 5 years old lol childhood dreams are fun
Chien Yee on April 15, 2007 #
LOL Manda. When you’re queen, remember who your friends are. ;)
Jordie on April 15, 2007 #
I would date Wills to get to Harry.
Jennifer on April 15, 2007 #
Wow and everyone was going on about how she’s going to become future Queen etc. Oh well!
Belinda on April 15, 2007 #
lol Harry is hotter and looks like his hairline won’t recede for awhile :P But William is going to be king so… that kinda tops everything else lol
I wish i could marry him, but I’m Catholic so there go my chances *grumbles*
Invite me to Buckingham sometime dear :P
Noemi on April 15, 2007 #
I was under the impression you’re already a princess… you just didn’t have the title.
I ttly read Jennifer’s comment as ‘I would get Wills to date Harry’. I’m not crazy, I’m not crazy.
Nellie on April 15, 2007 #
I ditto Jennifer. Harry beats William anyday.
Except for the whole smoking and taking drugs heaps and stuff.
Tracey on April 15, 2007 #
hahahaa! it’s every girl’s dream to be a princess :P
marilyn on April 15, 2007 #
You see, he used to be hot. Yeah! Really he did. Then each year, when he blew out a candle on his birthday cake, he began to look a little more like his father. I always wanted to be a fairy princess.
These days I’d take Harry > Will. And he seems more “real” too if a bit “bad boy-ish” for the royal family.
Amber on April 15, 2007 #
No-one in the Royal Family is remotely attractive. Which makes me wonder, what are your motives?! ;)
Laura on April 15, 2007 #
I can’t believe that made our newspaper headlines though. I got back to Sydney tonight (to see your comment!) and we bought the Sunday newspaper. It’s turned into Hello! or Who magazine! The frontpage was all ‘Gorgeous 22 Year Old Forgives Cheating Football Player!’, ‘Nicole Kidman this..’, ‘Prince William that..’ – no joke : all socialite and celebrity bullshit!
You did know I’m best friends with William didn’t you? I’ll set you up. GPO tomorrow at noon.
Paddy on April 16, 2007 #
Watch. He’ll be sitting at his computer googling for news of his break up, and your site will come up. And he’ll be so emotional from the break up that he’ll be like, “Damnit! I’m going to Australia!” And then he’ll be knocking on your door. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
Kimmie on April 16, 2007 #
I do not find William even remotely attractive and really I’ve never wanted to be a princess.
So I say, Go for it! Go and get your man, Amanda… before someone else beats you to it!
Rafia on April 16, 2007 #
Man you don’t want to go out with him… posh toff. Of course I don’t know much about him, but I don’t like what I’ve seen. Seems like the type who thinks he’s better than everyone else, and deserves better, and can chuck people around like objects. I didn’t approve of his grinning and laughing when asked about splitting from his girlfriend – she just looked harassed and upset. I say good luck to her – better off without him anyways.
Mazzie on April 16, 2007 #
I would try to marry into a royal family – just not the British one. There are so many other royal families to chose from!~
Lolz – this kinda reminds me of the korean drama – Princess Hours.
Mish on April 16, 2007 #
Haha Prince William’s such a fag.
Doran on April 16, 2007 #
I’m with Kimmie. You should be on the lookout for Prince William. Of course, I don’t ever know what’s going on with the Royal Family. I hardly keep up with that kind of stuff. And to think I might be going into the journalism world very soon. I should keep up with my current events.
Justin on April 16, 2007 #
Haha, childhood dreams? What childhood?
I agree with Amber, he was hot, in the past. But who cares, right? Royalty > Beauty
Ramsha on April 16, 2007 #