Abstinence
April 14, 2007 | Filed under Life, Online, Relationships/Men
It’s been 36 hours since I was last on my computer.
No, you’re not clapping loud enough! I don’t think you quite realise what a momentous occasion this is! Me! Abstaining! From the Internet! Throw a party!
And in other news, I went to a theatre restaurant last night. The show was titled “The Da Vinci Hump”. Do you detect the whift of parody? Yes indeedy!
It was incredibly funny though…and I never object to seeing men dressed in tights with crotchpieces for decoration. No indeedy, it’s one of the most beautiful sights in the world.
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Congrats on the Internets Break! I could never do that ….
Kudarania on April 14, 2007 #
Quotation – “crotchpieces for decoration” and not a single picture? Shame.
Congratulations on the break! Sometimes I actually think it is nice experiencing a lot stuff far away from the internet – only to go back – blog about it all and pretend it never happened afterwards of course :)
Nan on April 14, 2007 #
Rofl @ entry title.
You might contract STIs by going on the internet! Gaspshockhorror.
Jennii on April 14, 2007 #
Congrats on the break! I had one of those although not self inflicted and I couldn’t go anywhere… It was torture :(
Noemi on April 14, 2007 #
I thought this would be more seedy than it is. More proof of your influence!
Tracey on April 14, 2007 #
I wasn’t on for 24 hours, and that was a really, really, big deal for me also. I’m not quite sure what I’ll do when I go on holiday – not blogging for a week? Not going on Snark for a week? How will I survive!
Congratulations!
Amber on April 14, 2007 #
The Da Vinci Hump? Not as good as the Da Finchie Code!
Anastasia on April 15, 2007 #