February 25 2007: Shopaholic
“Hi, I’m Amanda and I’m a shopaholic.”
“Hi Amanda”.
“Since I first started earning my own money at the age of fourteen, I’ve been unable to prevent myself from impulsive shopping.”
*murmurs of acknowledgement*
“The allure of a fifty percent off sign is too much for me in a store. It’s as though Becky Bloomwood takes over my body.”
*pause*
“Today I went shopping and bought an M-One-11 denim miniskirt for $17.50…but I had to have it, it had originally been $69.95.”
*silence*
“And I also bought an electric blue slogan T-shirt with ‘My boyfriend’s on holiday’ plastered across my chest.”
*shock*
“But as God is my witness, this shall be my last purchase this month! I shall be a reformed shopper!”
*wild applause*
9 Responses to “Shopaholic”
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but there’s only like..3 more days till the end of the month anyway :P
marilyn on February 25 2007 #
The same point Marilyn made. ;)
So does that mean you’re used to shopping every 6 hours or something? :p
Shari on February 25 2007 #
I spent $50 on bedding yesterday. Bedding that I will NEVER use.
Kimmie on February 26 2007 #
BUSTED. LOL!
Jennii on February 26 2007 #
I should introduce you to my best friend. She sounds like your twin. :P
Amber on February 26 2007 #
My first thought was exactly that of Marilyn…
But good luck, girl!
Julie on February 26 2007 #
Making it through three days may be a challenge. Best of luck with it. :)
Scott on February 26 2007 #
You’re lucky it’s not a leap year. :)
Kycoo on February 26 2007 #
“but there’s only like..3 more days till the end of the month anyway :P”
Exactly my thoughts. ;)
Manda on February 26 2007 #